Okay so Valentines day is tomorrow. I have expressed how seriously I take this “holiday”(1) in the past.
However as a shameless self-promoter and a young writer/artist desperate for ever more attention as a form of validation (for a struggling artist, everyday is like being single and drunk on Valentine’s day: an emotional fucking roller coaster), I always try to jump on whatever will grab me more traffic without completely whoring out my “talents”. Which this time of year means writing something about Valentine’s day.
This post started out as a simple etymological exploration of the English word “love”(2) and myth of Eros and Psyche, particularly inspired from the brilliant video from Overly Sarcastic Productions: Miscellaneous Myths: Eros and Psyche.
Then I remembered: this is OBOP what’s so offbeat about writing about “love” during valentines week? It’s onpoint but not offbeat. So I. Dug. DEEPER. And what I found was…really interesting.
The book in question this week is one that, like the word “love”, has a few different faces and lacks the simplicity that a four letter word seems to promise.
NOTE: I haven’t read this book in it’s entirety yet. I’m working on it but I couldn’t finish it in time however I promise this will not be the last time I visit t his unique piece of literature. I have big plans for this rare volume.
There are more than a few interesting(3) things about this novel other than it’s rather lewd title. The first being is that the original title was “Metamorphosis”, which as far as I can tell has very little to do with the Kafka novel of the same name, but then was renamed by St Augustine of Hippo to the more appropriate “The Golden Ass”(4) and the second is that this is the only novel from the Grecco-Roman to survive in it’s entirety. Some one cared to make sure that this piece of literature survived the fall of the Roman empire.
As promised, The Golden Ass is about an Ass or more specifically about a man who is driven by curiosity and the desire to learn about magic and accidentally turns himself into a donkey and then goes on adventures. These adventures include adultery, witches replacing a man’s heart with a sponge, golden showers, murder, necromancy, , thievery, kidnapping, anonymous sex with an invisible being, animal cruelty, catamite priests, cuckolding, incest, and bestiality. These are just the highlights, folks. Truly something for everyone.
Now if you’re still with me, you might be wondering “Fin: what does this lewd and strangely appropriately titled piece of ancient literature have to do with Eros and Psyche?”
One of the inset stories in The Golden Ass is Eros and Psyche. I feel like the entirety of The Golden Ass, rather than one hand-picked and relatively tame piece, does a better job of reflecting the complexity, beauty, and occasionally taboo aspects of love. Love, for me, in every capacity from romantic to platonic has many different forms and facets. Sometimes love is beautiful, other times it’s gross, but most often love much more complex than just a couple of star-crossed lovers who get a lovely ending or the loyalty between individuals who have grown together and die together.
Happy Valentine’s day.
STAY TUNED: The next comic in The Adventures of Fin and Louie is coming soon (probably this week), it’ll be the second to last comic before the end of the “Looking for a Friend/Count Rubber’s Keep” story arc.
- Valentine’s day started out as a guilt trip from a Saint named Valentinus (there are two, no one knows who it was about originally) who, according to legend, was marrying Roman soldiers illegally, they took vows not to be married, and then healed the judges blind daughter. The judge ruled to against the Saint and the Saint wrote a farewell note reading “Farewell, your Valentine”. At best, being someone’s “Valentine” is like a passive aggressive death curse or something.
2. Which does have an interesting and complicated history which reflects it’s relatively sloppy application because of how ambiguously it can be used from sports (Tennis) to phrases like “for love or money” roughly meaning “for anything” which it self has revealing implications of motivations. If you’re interested, read more here: “love” etymology online dictionary
I recognise that one of my weaknesses as a writer is the over-use (I prefer “liberal”) of the word “interesting” however this is one of those posts where “interesting” might be the best word to use liberally to talk about this ancient novel.
I understand that St Augustine of Hippo was not, publicly, a fan of Metamorphosis and likely nicknamed the book a less polite title as a way to smear the reputation of the book. I think the title is an improvement because otherwise I probably wouldn’t have looked into this book in the first place.